Friday March 6th, 2015
Dad: boys, one day I will teach you how to punch good.
Logan: 'I already know how to punch good...right Max?'
Oy vey.
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Logan: 'Nephi was a prophet, first one that we know, in a place called Egypt, he helped things to go!'
Close.
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February 18, 2015
Watching Swiss Family Robinson. Fritz and Ernst discover Bertie is a girl and start helping her
Logan: 'why are they helping her?'
Me: 'they're being gentlemen...'
Logan: 'because she's a clumsy clumsy girl ...like Lucy.'
Logan: 'why are they helping her?'
Me: 'they're being gentlemen...'
Logan: 'because she's a clumsy clumsy girl ...like Lucy.'
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February 15, 2015
My kids were discussing occupations on the way home...
Logan: I'm going to be a construction worker!
Max: I do NOT want to be a doctor. They have to stick their hands in gross stuff.
Lucy: that's a surgeon. Nobody wants to be a surgeon. Now a nurse, that's different .
Max: 'no! Nurses have to test pee and stuff!'
Lucy: 'the doctor way of saying it is urine, Max.'
Logan: I'm going to be a construction worker!
Max: I do NOT want to be a doctor. They have to stick their hands in gross stuff.
Lucy: that's a surgeon. Nobody wants to be a surgeon. Now a nurse, that's different .
Max: 'no! Nurses have to test pee and stuff!'
Lucy: 'the doctor way of saying it is urine, Max.'
It kept going from there...
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February 10, 2015
Made gluten-free bread today .
Logan with a mouth-full: 'this is the grossest bread I've ever had.'
It's so true.
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February 5, 2015
Logan watching tv: 'this is actually really good! It's not even Spanish or anything.'
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January 27, 2015
After telling Logan we are having French fries for dinner:
'Thats the best thing ever!'
Me: 'I'm the best thing ever.'
Logan: 'I don't know if you know this but you're actually 3rd...'
Me: 'What?! Who's ahead of me?'
Logan: 'well, Jesus. And Heavenly Father!'
Me: 'I'm ok being 3rd on that list.'
'Thats the best thing ever!'
Me: 'I'm the best thing ever.'
Logan: 'I don't know if you know this but you're actually 3rd...'
Me: 'What?! Who's ahead of me?'
Logan: 'well, Jesus. And Heavenly Father!'
Me: 'I'm ok being 3rd on that list.'
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December 15, 2014
Logan: 'dad, I have a hypopasis. Do you know what that is?'
Tyler: 'yes. It's kind of like an idea, right?' (Trying to simplify it for a 4-year-old).
Logan: 'yeah, it's an idea you can test.'
Tyler: 'yes. It's kind of like an idea, right?' (Trying to simplify it for a 4-year-old).
Logan: 'yeah, it's an idea you can test.'
He's a scientist! Tyler's so proud.
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